I met Pierre at this nightclub we have here in Wausau called Vibes. I was buying a condom from the vending machine in the ladies' room, but instead of a hot pink, bubblegum-flavoured condom, Pierre popped out instead! He begged me to take him home with me, and he's been living in our DVD player ever since.
Thus my slogan was born! "Think before you fuck: use a donut!" XD
(This community is completely insane! I love it! <3 The Donut Lady)